Woody and Stump cartoon characters

Meet Woody and Stump

Hi, we're Woody & Stump!

We're termites as you might have noticed and we are just two of a much larger colony. Our sole purpose in life is to locate and devour wood (cellulose to be exact), while trying to avoid contact with the ants... right Stump? You humans have decided to build houses out of our favorite food, so we like to move in to your place just as soon as we can find a way. We can fit through some pretty small openings, like around plumbing pipes and cracks. Once we're in, we build and maintain a super highway system to your house.

Our biggest obstacle in life these days is to find food that is NOT protected by Emtec with the Sentricon System. If our colony eats that Recruit HD bait, we are ALL doomed, but so far we have been able to avoid that peril. If too many people start using Sentricon we will eventually become just another statistic, so we have come up with OUR reasons for you to NOT hire Emtec to protect your house from US. We know it will be hard for you to sleep at night knowing your house is at risk, but just think of poor ol' Woody and Stump before you hire those guys in the red shirts to seal our fate.

9 Reasons to NOT use Emtec Pest Control...by Woody & Stump

  1. 1

    High crimes against the termite world.

    The Sentricon Colony Elimination System has killed millions and millions of termites. That's Termicide!!
  2. 2

    You've been wanting to move into your dream home.

    Don't call Emtec. Instead, let us eat your mortgage. And your entire home!
  3. 3

    Why spend money on expensive termite control?

    Save your money. You can spend it on things like tacos instead! Everyone knows that you don't need a house to eat a taco!
  4. 4

    It's just another example of termite inequality.

    Just think of us as unwooded immigrants. All we want is our own little piece of your house, maybe the inside of a wall. You won't even notice us. And when you finally do, well... see reason #2.
  5. 5

    We hate red.

  6. 6

    We'll do jobs that you don't want to do.

    Like build cute little termite shelter tubes and swarm castles. Your kids will love it!
  7. 7

    Why pay someone to demolish that old shed in your back yard?

    Termites do that for free! Of course, we're the reason the old shed needs demolishing in the first place.
  8. 8

    You won't have to sweat passing your termite inspection when you sell your house.

    With Stumpy and I making a meal out of it, you won't have a chance.
  9. 9

    Termites deserve a chance to live life to it's fullest.

    Even if it means an occasional mishap. Such as trying to scale a water line with only 5 legs... that's a real character builder.

The Truth Behind the Jokes

Woody and Stump have been all over our social media and on the radio, trying to talk homeowners out of the Sentricon® System. They'll tell you how hard termite life is, how they already have to fight off the ants, and how bad you'll feel if you and your neighbors protect your homes and leave them nowhere to go. Here is what real termites are up to.

  • They really are looking for wood

    Termites feed on cellulose, the material in wood, paper and plant matter. To a colony, the framing, subfloor and trim in a house are food.
  • Small openings are enough

    Subterranean termites come up from the soil and get in through cracks in the slab, expansion joints and gaps around plumbing pipes, just like Woody says.
  • The "super highway" is real

    Termites build pencil-sized mud tubes along foundations and walls so they can travel between the soil and the wood without drying out. Finding mud tubes is one of the clearest signs of termites.
  • Ants really are the enemy

    Ants raid termite colonies, which is why Stump keeps his distance. Ants in the yard won't keep termites out of your house, though.
  • Swarm season gives them away

    In Oklahoma, winged termites usually swarm in spring after a warm rain. Piles of shed wings near windows and doors mean a colony is close.
  • They work quietly

    Termites eat wood from the inside out, so damage is often hidden in walls and floors until it's serious. Your home is likely your biggest investment, and protecting it all year long is far easier than repairing it.

Why Woody and Stump Fear the Sentricon® System

Sentricon bait stations go in the ground around your home. Worker termites find the Recruit HD bait, eat it and carry it back to share with the colony, so the whole colony, queen included, is eliminated instead of just a few termites here and there. It protects your home around the clock, every day of the year, and it is the termite system we trust on our own homes. See our termite control page to learn more.

Woody and Stump FAQs

Who are Woody and Stump?

Woody and Stump are the two cartoon termites in Emtec Pest Control’s ads. You may have heard them on the radio or seen them on our social media, doing their best to talk homeowners out of protecting their houses from termites.

Do ants really fight termites?

Yes. Ants are among termites’ main natural enemies and raid termite colonies for food, which is why Stump steers clear of them (and how he lost a leg). Ants in the yard are not termite protection, though: a colony can still reach your house.

How do termites get into a house?

Subterranean termites come up from the soil. They slip through small openings such as cracks in the slab and gaps around plumbing pipes, and they build mud tubes along the foundation to travel between the soil and the wood. See ants vs. termites for how to tell a termite swarmer from a flying ant.

What is the Sentricon System?

Sentricon is a termite colony elimination system. Bait stations around the house hold Recruit HD bait, which worker termites eat and share with the rest of the colony, so it targets the whole colony, queen included, instead of a few termites at a time. More on our termite control page.

Cartoon Woody and Stump afraid when seeing Protected by Emtec Pest Control sign